Jon Lajoie - Fuck Everything


Jon Lajoie - Fuck Everything

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I don't give a fuck
About anything fuck everyone and fuck everything what
I don't give a fuck
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

I don't give fuck about motherfucking anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don't need heat or vitamin D

And fuck toasters I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters with your useless cock-a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the movie the fan starring Wesley Snipes
Demolitionmans the only Snipes movie I like

And fuck liking shit I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues fuck 'em I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception yo I'd rather be blind
And fuck time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long they should be half and hour at most

And fuck coasts don't give a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats just 'cause you float you think you're so fucking bad
And fuck jokes I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but

I don't give a fuck
About anything fuck everyone and fuck everything what
I don't give a fuck
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Walked in to a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said "Small, medium or large?"
I said "Bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "Fine I'll take a large but I still don't give a fuck alright?"

Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead

Fuck biological functions
Fuck the human body
I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I'd call myself batyote and I'd fight crime at night
I know it's similar to baan but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track baby I was born this way

And fuck birth entering the world of space and time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a fuck about icecube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the fucking cornerstore and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what fuck the word fuck I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

I don't give a chainsaw
About anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldnt win 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck so I do give a fuck
Wait, what?

I give a fuck
About everything I love everyone and care about everything what
I give a fuck
I literally care about every motherfucking thing

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